Who are you?
This is not important
What do you want?
Kill you
Boss, it's done
I know that
And my payment?
None
You are not kidding, right?
I've told you before,
half before the killing, and half after
What is that suppose to mean?
I'm not kidding
Don't look at me like I am a wealthy bloke
I don't have a penny in my pocket
It's my fault, really
Like this apartment
A few months ago, I thought the market was great,
so I got a dozen of them
Look, you don't have to explain,
I also bought two apartments there
- Really? - Yes
Where?
- Block 6? - No, Block 7. To the sea
Then consider yourself lucky
But I'm in deep shit.
I got 3 in Block 8, lower level,
7 in Block 2, high level
All facing the hill
Are you sure? All lower level and facing the hill?
You will loose money, I guarantee you. You idiot
Hold on a second
I didn't come to talk about real estate with you
Now that you don't have the last payment for me
So what's the deal here?
Forget the last payment, okay?
Actually I am here to ask you to do me a favor
Kill me
What?
According to the rule
You have right to kill the client
if he can't pay the last payment
If you kill me then my family
will be eligible for the insurance money
Just treat it as helping the widow
Kill me, okay?
Can't you just kill yourself?
I didn't know I would be that unlucky,
I didn't get that kind of insurance
They don't cover suicides
No, I can't do this
without money twice in a day
You figure this out yourself
Perhaps I've to pretend cleaning the windows and fell
Take care, Mr. Tse
But wait until I have left
I don't want anybody suspecting me
What do you think? Isn't this pretty?
Honey, I am a killer you know?
What's the difference? Killers don't sleep?
Killers don't wear PJ?
I don't mean that
It just looks too nice
Very pretty
3,000 dollars for a PJ, so cheap!
Don't make it such a big deal
I like it a lot
You know, 3,000 dollars for a PJ?
That's great!
What?
Brush, brush
What? This is for killing
- Your hand - Come on
- Ling - Yes?
The business is not doing so well these days
We can't spend as much as we used to
Can't you just kill some more?
there isn't any to kill
I think you should be more active.
Remember your ex-client, KK Lau?
He was doing some business with someone in mainland
I heard he had an argument with them
You can give him a call,
Maybe he has something for you
Honey, how can a killer make cold-calls?
What's wrong with that? He was your client
Should I call KK and go,
is KK here? It's Bart
Is there anyone you want to kill?
I can help you, man
Like that?
Yes. Just like that
Come on, go call him
Is KK there?
It's me. Bart, I am Bart
Have you been practicing golf lately?
You got it. I am Bart
Well, I heard you've got some trouble lately
So I wonder
if there is anything I can do to help
It's my pleasure and I can definitely help you
Don't say that we are buddies, right?
Buddies, yes
Nope, I don't have 50 millions to spare
I just want to ask
if you are interested in killing someone
Sorry then, you take care, alright?
Don't page me. Bye now
Uncle Sun? It's little Hoh, remember?
Anyone you want to kill?
General Chao, any discount?
Sure. If you say so of course
Is there anyone that opposes you lately?
Who? Chief Executive Tung?
Tell me the price, alright?
I'll give you 20 dollars to call a hooker
then come back to me?
Give you 20 dollars... give me a break
Are you done, bro?
Any adult at home?
No? It's okay
Do you know if your dad has anyone he hates?
What grade are you in?
Your uncle touches you?
You are a cop?
Hello...beep
Sorry, this is operator here, sir
Been receiving crank call?
Does he have caller-ID?
No! That's fine. Bye
What do you think?
Mrs. Ma, it doesn't look right
No way, this cutting is supposed to be
the hottest this season
I don't mean your dress
In my industry,
it's rare that we discuss our business here
What kind of industry? You mean killing?
Quiet, Mrs. Ma, please
Hey, it's not stealing or anything like that
It's just another occupation, right?
Are you afraid of the cops?
You got that right
Where is your guts?
I must admit I do lack some guts
So what do you have in mind?
Could we switch to some quiet place and talk?
So, we went to a party hosted by Lawyer Chau.
I wasn't supposed to go, I wasn't feeling well
Could you zip that up for me?
- Here? - Yes
Where was l?
Lawyer Chau
Oh yes. So I met Ray during the party
Maybe I was drunk,
or maybe possessed,
but he caught my eyes
Mrs. Ma, I normally don't care the details
between you and the target,
I don't want to know either
This is our rule
Don't give me the rules
You don't want to hear it, but I do
You see? I am not a sluttish woman
I wouldn’t go home with anyone
unless we have met for 6 hours
We were both drunk that night
I thought I would just let him
But I can't believe
he actually taped the whole thing
Not only did he tape it,
he shares it with the rest of the world
Not only did he share it, he said I was a dead fish
That's why you want to kill him
Yes. I want you to kill him
Not only kill him, but film the detail for me
For revenge sake, I want to see his dead face
I want him to know how it feels to be filmed
Mrs. Ma, Mr. Chiu never mention filming anything
How can I do that?
Why not?
Do you want the job or not?
I can ask somebody else
Miss, that's my dress
You want me to call someone and rape you, bitch?
Do you do rape?
I don't do rape, illegal gang bang, nor anal sex
I just kill
You will make a lot less, you know
Hey, can I help you?
I...
Don't be shy
Let me show you
Hollywood stuff 21st century banging network
Directed by Yuen Wo Ping, bang your brains off
I am not into Hollywood stuff
What about this?
"Seven : Chicks from the North"
Mainland chicks show girls playing tricks
They will say it feels great so nice...
- Not into this - Not into this?
What about supporting our local stuff?
Underground local celebrity sex.
Just look at her
I know she's like a dead fish
But still worth a look
It comes with a bonus Turbo tissue pack
Actually I am looking for Abe Michiko
Rare taste, eh?
All the Kos are over there
Go check it yourself, alright?
Thanks
I am coming
What can I do for you?
Are you alright?
Yes, totally fine. What are you looking for?
I am looking for a digital camera
What about this one?
King of the giant. Very reasonable
Spread the word
if you like it, alright?
And this one
King of the see-through
This is the one which you can shoot
through the clothes
Don't tell anyone I carry it, okay?
Let me demonstrate
Sir, very dark in there
- Like this? - Give it a try
Okay
Not bad, not bad
We also have this
The hottest DV in town, the Tiny King
I want one that can shoot well and stable
Stable? Sure. This one, Stable King
But I thought this was Tiny King
Originally it was called Stable King
Tiny King is its nick name
Give it a try, alright?
Know how to use a stopwatch?
Yes!
Help me out
Timing?
Ready...
Go
That's it!
How long?
3 sec 69. Awesome!
I am not too worried
Because I am well prepared
If that bitch really finds someone to kill me
Tell her to go ahead
I am a prick
But unlike you
I gave you the tape and you made VCD?
I still haven't asked for money yet
Asshole
One for your brother
One for your in-law
Showtime
What's that?
Maybe I can describe the story
Let me rewind it for you
Starting from the entry
Yes, right here
Actually, I was thinking to kick the door open
That's the kick for the door
I saw him pointing the gun at me and firing
His house has a living room, it is here
See the sofa? That's the living room
The stairs case is behind the living room
He is hiding with his gun over there
Behind the TV about six feet...
He was standing behind the wall opening fire
So you can't see him...
Let's continue...
Can you see him pull the gun?
See? We're in a gun fight
Non-stop gunfire... now he's hiding behind the stairs
I see him, he kept saying he is scared
I am hiding now because he is shooting at me
He came out, I was near the stairs
See? That's him
Yes, he is shooting at me
Let's fast forward so a few more gunshots,
he screamed
Since it's such a big house,
the sound recording was bad
Here it is I killed him
What is this?
I...
I didn't know you have been telling people
about this
He was prepared
I didn't know he had a gun till I was inside
So there was a gun fight
So what? Of course he was armed
If it's an easy task,
I could have done it myself
I did not have to hire you!
I asked you to kill him
and film the whole thing for me
But Mrs. Ma, I did kill him, right?
I killed him
The most important thing's to shoot the whole scene
I want to see how he died
That's revenge
Now that he's dead, you can't kill him again
What can I do now?
So irritating
I am sorry... I really did try to film it
Now I am giving you another chance
Kill this guy for me
Foul-mouth Wah?
He is the prick who turned my tape into VCD
I am telling you, if you can't make it this time
I will ask someone else to help me later on
You should know how many people I kill each year
I am sure you know what to do
I need to find a partner
This partner has to be dumb
and manipulative
If I can find out his short comings,
that will be better
Drug dealing?
He is the one
Robbery... don't hit me... don't
here you are
I don't want money
What do you want, brother?
I want to kill you
Look, you got the wrong guy
Hands off
Someone paid me to kill you
Why would somebody want to kill me?
Is it Bing Keung, no way...
Fatty Keung? Bing Keung?
I am sorry, I forgot to place his bet on the horses
I am already...
I don't have the billions, Bing Keung...
It's impossible, he is poorer than me
Fatty Fai? I am sorry
Bing Keung? I occasionally have dinner at his place...
I barely visit his place sorry
Just a few times...
Because I don't have a family...
You don't have a family?
I am an orphan... sorry...
That's great
Don't hit me, I'll give you all...
You can kill some random guy, to replace me
You only have this much money
for selling drugs?
This, this is my first day.
I can give you all...
You're fooling me!
Don't kill me! I can do anything for you!
Really for anything?
Anything!
Right here?
- You want it here? - Yes
But lately my jaw is not working well
I might bite, okay?
Get out! I've been drinking too much and want to pee
What are you looking at? Come pee with me
Come in. I live alone
Close the door
As a drug dealer, you are really into movies?
I am not a dealer
Today is my first day doing it
I studied film in New York
I have been working as assistant director since then
Only I don't have many projects to do
That's why you want to switch job?
No, do you think I really want to do that?
Chuen!
Yes, Director?
Go get some bugs for me
Bugs? I didn't book it. What's it for?
I want to film bugs
We're supposed to shoot Jackie, right?
But he is not here
How can I shoot bugs
if you don't bring me some bugs?
Laugh
You're really laughing? Where is the guy?
Where is Jackie?
I gave him his call time yesterday
He should be here by now, but...
Yesterday? Then where is he?
I'll go find him
Come here
- Yes? - Not you!
You come here, she is not messaging hard enough
I am sorry, director!
I was out all of last night, I overslept
It's okay, Jackie
Where is Michiko?
Does she think she is a big star?
She's here, director. Michiko is here
What will I do for this scene?
Any script?
What the hell did you say? Translation please
She's asking for a Japanese script
We don't have time for translation, okay?
I'll just give you an oral explanation
I will first shoot you and the lead meeting
at the door,
and then the love scene,
I will skip to scene 7,
you and the lead starts to argue
from the living room to the kitchen
Remove the bathtub and make it into a kitchen
Then the lead comes in and does the love scene
Afterward you take a bath
Bring the bathtub back in
Meantime, masturbate
Till the lead comes back and bangs you again
All of the sudden, Jackie comes in,
you see him, you're very frightened,
you drop the towel, show your tits and shakes it
Got it?
I don't understand.
Very frightened!
Drop the towel, show your tits, shake them
Got it?
Michiko
- Hello! - Hello!
Have you shot the bath scene yet?
- Not yet. - That's great.
Michiko, about that scene
After a deep thought
I think you should psychologically prepare
Both before
and after you drop your towel
And there're six stages in your shaking tits scene
I am sure you don't understand,
so how about we rehearse that together?
Hung, I am doing the scene with her
So I can rehearse it with her, alright?
You are such a pro, Jackie
Producer, that was a great point you suggested
What a waste!
Are you guys okay here?
Yes!
Nothing major for me, right?
Yes
Then I am heading to the casinos
Sure
The first stage, drop the towel
You lay down first
Then the second stage you should lay down first...
Producer
I am sorry but I need to pay rent
Can I have my last payment?
Are you new to this?
Of course there is no last payment till we finished the movie
Go work, alright?
No, I don't mean this one,
I mean the last movie
You still haven't got the last payment?
Yes
- Is that really? - Yes
I got this from Nepal last time
What's that for? I don't want it
Don't you want the last payment?
But I need money
Sell it to your friend, you'll have the money
I'm not kidding!
The Golden Triangle is not doing well this year
This stuff is very valuable
Don't forget to return me the left over
Hey Derek, it's Chuen
I heard you are into this
My friend got me some, interested?
But I believe in God now
Meaning...
Meaning I resist devils temptations
You should do the same too
But what's the quality anyway?
It's pretty good. Quite greenish
But still, I really believe in God,
maybe you can try the bars near my house
It's easier to sell it there
So that really was your first time
Absolutely.
I graduated at New York Film Academy
Martin Scorsese is my idol
I've been back for 5 years, still wandering around
I can never get my last payments.
Only props, costumes
And this crazy stuff
If I get caught by police tonight
Then I will be labeled as a drug dealer
I only want to be a director not a drug dealer
Even if I can fool myself
But how can I face my idol
Martin Scorsese?
Is she your chick?
Nah, wish I were that lucky
But you have so many pictures of her
She's from Japan
In the set, people keep taking advantage of her
Such a poor girl
She really is an angel
An angel with a broken wing
I truly want to help her
You want to help her, or you want to bang her?
I am not as nasty as you think
Michiko and I are pure Platonic
Aren't you supposed to kill me?
Why am I talking to you?
As a matter of fact, I am looking for a director
You studied film, right? I can let you go, but
you have to help me shoot a film
Directing?
But I have a request, though
What is your request?
The right to control the shooting of the film
Say, during the filming,
I am the one who makes the decisions,
nobody can go against my will
If not?
Just kill me then
Alright, I promise you
I also have another request
You are so irritating;
you want me to shoot you in the head?
I seriously don't have money for rent
Could you buy this from me?
Let me give you the money
No, it should be a fair deal
I can't just take your money
You take it
See how annoying you are? Just like a woman
You're so annoying
What?
Look forward to our collaboration
That's him?
Cheung Siu-Wah,
One of the largest pirate VCD manufacturer
He's in the office alone during the morning
So now is the best time for us to go
How big is the location?
About four, five hundred feet
Any windows?
I guess so
Facing east or west?
Why?
I need to know where the light comes from
Wait, we better go up there and check before shooting
No, I want to catch his surprised reactions
Then I need to prepare some equipment for it
Preparation should be carefully done
This is a weakness in the Hong Kong movie industry
In "The Last Temptation of Christ"
Scorsese spent 1 5 years preparing the film
Mr. Pro, I'm sure you're ready for this
We better go now or it gets more crowded later on
Who's that?
Brother, be careful your gun might back fire
There are so many people who look just like me here
There are two in the other building
Come here
Ready!
Scene one, shot one, take one
What are you doing?
Don't mind me.
Doing great, more facial expression here
- Is this okay? - Hang on
Let's move next to the window,
the light will highlight his features
Is it really necessary?
Didn't we agree I've total control over the shooting?
I will quit if you don't listen to me
Alright then
- Move... - Tension please
Don't! I am from the triad. I will take revenge
Position, okay?
Excellent
Camera ready or not?
Okay, shoot!
What was that? Why did you shoot?
You said shoot
Yes, but I was saying shoot for the camera
I wasn't even ready, how can I shoot?
But you just said "Camera ready."
I said "Camera ready?" with a question mark
Our dialogue is on top of each other
Now what?
It's okay
No. We need another take, okay?
The bullet hits looks pretty real, though
Actor is great, just do that all over again
Going again?
How?
Don't tell me you really killed him
Don't tell me you didn't know I really killed him
Where are you going?
Should I wait for the cops?
Shit!
Didn't you say?
You filmed this as a demo for your client?
You make me kill this guy?
That's insane. I am going to die
You've got me into deep shit
It was bad enough for me to do drug.
Now I am a murderer
I just want to shoot movies.
Why am I involved with all this?
You just shot a film, right?
You didn't kill anybody
Yeah! Right, you should talk?
I want to kill you
What are you knocking at?
Officer
Officer, we just had lunch...
We are very full
Why are you fighting?
Fighting? No, not fighting. We were just...
We were just kissing, officer
We were just getting it on,
so hard to hold, difficult to control
We were about to do it then you knocked the window
We are gay
Can't you tell?
Sure I can. But this is a public place
Don't do it here!
If you want to make out, do it at home okay?
Leave now, you're blocking the road
The cop saw me. I am definitely in deep shit
What should I do now?
Who knows we just killed someone
There is no evidence
No! I have to go home now
What for? To finish our kissing?
We should go hand in the tape and get our money
The mirror reflected my face in some shots
I have to go back and cut it
What are you afraid of?
I know you're not scared,
you just killed someone without hesitation
I bet you are from the triad too.
You beard head robber
How long will it take?
At least 3 to 5 days
Shorter?
Maybe 7-8 hours
Let's move
Just taking out a couple of shots, right?
Why is it taking so long?
Of course it doesn't take that long
But look at you, your expression are so rigid
It really slows down the movie
So I have to edit it
You are just fixing your poor shooting technique
This is what we call postproduction, not fixing
Postproduction is important
Hong Kong movie is ruined from here
When Martin Scorsese filmed "Raging Bull"
He spent eight weeks
just for the sound effects
He wanted to make every flash
and punch sound different
Okay. Just tell me how long will it take?
Almost done. I still have the ending to do
Are you done?
Very soon. Just the ending
Are you done?
Yes. Still have the ending
How much longer?
Okay! Just the ending the ending
Still have the ending, right?
Quick, the ending
Alright. It's coming...
Still have the ending?
Yes
Still have the ending?
Yes
It's done. Let's go
Come on
Let's go
Still have the ending?
It's done. Let's move
Still have the ending?
It's the time to deliver the tape, let's go
Put your pants on!
Mrs. Ma, do you want us...
Mrs. Ma, are they your escorts?
Tired of cute models,
it's fun to have some alternatives
We are not...
A roast pork and a spare ribs
Very tasty
No. The meal is not the most important part
It's the location that counts
Alone in the bedroom, or share them together with us
Exactly!
Look, are you hungry or what?
I am eating this round, though
Do you know how to play the game? So useless
You'll get your moneys worth.
I have something for you
Bring the tape
Here?
Can you see his face this time?
This time should be fine
Is that your VCD again?
I've already bought a copy
Shut up! Watch!
Warning : Any unauthorized copying is prohibited
Chuen
What is that?
I dubbed it from another VCD
It's starting
That was great! Bravo...
See how you can distribute my tape again
You did a great job
Awesome!
I've been hiring killers to kill people for aeons
But this is the first time for me to see
Mrs. Ma, that's not fair
You should have told us about this fun game earlier,
what a pity
Mrs. Ma. You should be satisfied this time, right?
Of course I am. But from you, though
You are a professional killer anyway
I think the director deserves all the credit!
Such a talented handsome bloke
And the editing was amazing
Director, you are better than Martin Scorsese
You know Martin Scorsese too?
Of course I do. But he is not as good as you
Just answer me honestly
What?
If you don't tell me honestly, I will not help you
Actually no one ask me to kill you
I knew that. You scared me, you know?
But that was the first time
somebody actually enjoyed my work
That's awesome!
You should have told me earlier
Then I can shoot the targets point-of-view,
then the movie could be a lot smoother
Does that mean you will help me again?
Depends on the money
Fifty-fifty?
It's not the salary
I think we should use part of the payment
for the production
Lighting equipments, tracks, films, and props...
So now all the rich bitches listen to you,
you can basically ask for anything
I also have another request
What now?
You already know all about me
My job, my family, everything
But I know nothing about you
What do you want to know?
We are partners, right?
And now you are my lead actor
If I can get to know you better
Then I can make a more emotional masterpiece...
Is that better?
Come in
See, this is my home
You can shoot whatever you want, feel free
Nice house!
You're still here?
You just got back?
Mom and dad will be here very soon
They are coming here?
Don't tell me you have forgotten
You promised me to have dinner with them
I didn't forget that, of course I remember
And he is
I am Li Tung-Chuen
My co-worker
Chuen. Please look after my husband
Definitely!
So you go ahead and hang out with mom and dad
I have some business to discuss with Chuen
Well eat out
Since he's your partner, he's part of our family
He can eat together with us
- Great! That's great! - Not so great!
Could you stop finding excuses?
You're not trying to get out of this,
are you?
- I don't mean that - Settled
Let's eat, come on
- Let's eat - Feel at home
Bart, did you do what my mom ask you last time?
Honey,
all she did
all she did was won a few bucks from your mom
It's not necessary to kill her for a few bucks
Let's forgive her
That's not of your concern
Killers don't care the details
between the client and the target, right?
Mom just want you to kill her,
why don't you help her?
Just do what she asked you to do
It's not that I don't want to help her, but
- Ling - Mom?
Is it because I'm not paying him?
Mom, that's not what he meant
Bart, go tell mom that you don't mean that
Mom, I don't mean that
Bart, don't say
I haven't treated you fairly
Remember?
I was the one who let you go out with Ling
I didn't mind that you are a killer, right?
In the end I still let you two go out
And let you guys get married!
Our neighbor Mrs. Cheung's son-in-law
is a car salesman
Once she complained about the public transport
He immediately bought her a Mercedes Benz
I am not asking him to get me a luxury car
I am asking him to kill someone for me
while he is at it
It only cost him a couple of bullets
How much does a bullet cost anyway?
If I can't even get my son-in-law to do this,
who can I ask?
Bart, I am telling you
You can stop calling me mom from now
I don't want it. I can't bear with this
Stop it, listen to me
Call me Mrs. Tai from now on
Mom, Bart doesn't mean that way
Bart, Tell mom you don't mean that
Mom, I don't mean that
I mean to do it during the low season
Is there a low season?
Sure!
When?
The first day of Chinese New Year
I am telling you,
I am not going to pay her
I will hold my Mahjong money,
I will not give it to her
Let's eat!
It's very fresh
Indeed very fresh
Looks like your father-in-law is normal one
Yeah? You could be right
Bart, remember the deal we made last time?
How did it go?
I can't do it. There are some difficulties
What difficulties do you mean?
She is not your real mother
Killers don't care about their relatives, right?
Hurry up and take care of it
Dad, but she is Lings mother,
how can I do it?
I can't wait any longer
My mistress from Shenzhen has arrived
She is staying in a hotel
If you don't help me,
it will be big trouble once they meet
I...
Don't be so stubborn! Just do it, all rights?
Hurry up!
I am a fair person
If he had listen to me earlier,
kill as I requested
Everything would have been fine
A word
How much is a tiny little bullet anyway?
Marijuana
How much for a bullet?!
Stop it! Just listen to me
Her son-in-law bought her a Mercedes Benz
What a big kitchen!
Come on, let's eat
Today...
Hold on
Telephone
We are playing Mahjong
Now you know
why I don't want to have dinner with them
My idol is "Le Samourai" Alain Delon
Look at him, so cool!
As you said, he is "Le Samourai",
unlike you,
you have a family a wife and her parents
Who doesn't know that?
No mortgage payment, no economy crisis,
and no deficit account
I finally understand you, buddy
I think you are a sensitive, and emotional person
Let me tell you, we are partners
I will definitely make you look good, alright?
Okay
- Come on, cheers! - Cheers!
Lonely duo liquor
Come on, let's switch glasses
Yes, switch glasses
You drink yours, and I'll drink mine, okay?
Okay, come on
Nina, why didn't you call us for business?
We can discuss the price further
Better the devil you know
Money is not a problem.
We're only talking a couple of millions
But they film the killing, you don't
Nina, you are very wrong
Let me introduce
This is James,
we call him Yaumatei James Cameron
I've spent a long time convincing him to join us
Nice to meet you!
Him?
Yes, this is our discount card,
Let me explain how it works
Not only do we shoot the film for our client,
we also have rebate
Exactly, rebate offer...
We will give you a stamp
for each successful deal
The more stamps,
the more benefits we will offer
Including a 20% off killing service
Also a scapegoat service...
Yes.
Once you have collected 30 stamps from us,
you will receive a free killing service
Sounds awesome, right?
Awesome... awesome...
Just like our slogan
The more you kill. The more you save!
So, what do you think, Nina?
Any job for us?
Let me think about it
Mr. Cheung, do you know who did this to you?
It's Dai-Hung
We should just chop his prick off
and feed it to the dogs
Bill, Mr. Cheung has something to say,
Listen
You guys... better... find... a new leader
Mr. Cheung! Mr. Cheung!
Mr. Cheung
Big Brother B
I am sure we are all sad
about Mr. Cheung's leaving
But at this moment,
we need to find a new leader
Just do what Mr. Cheung said
Brother Curry, what do you think?
Sure! Whoever kills Dai Hung,
Who will be the leader
But killing Dai Hung is not an easy task
How hard is killing Dai Hung?
Are you kidding, son?
Have you seen him before?
I've seen both Dai Hung and his girlfriend Wing,
nothing special
You ignorant, Dai Hung has a nick name call
Double-Gun Hung
Do you know where it came from?
Because he carries two guns with him
where ever he goes
On top of that,
his gun shots is sharper than a needle
He has killed approximately 20-30 people
That serious?
I am not kidding.
Even his girlfriend is a tough cookie
She is just a chick, right?
Not exactly. I saw her on the street last time
There was a dog, a Doberman!
Just a bark really,
but then she choked the dog to death
No way!
Why not?
Brother B, what do you think?
Such a tough task, what else can we do?
Of course the only one to do it is Bill
Right? Bill
Me? Nah
It's got to be you, Bill
Your neighbors,
and our brotherhood all know your nickname
You are the Rex of Sau Mau Ping right?
So cool!
Isn't that right?
Yes! Yes! Go Bill!
So what do you think, Bill?
What else?
Of course I will do it if you want me to
Becoming the leader is not the point
The most important thing is
to take revenge for Mr. Cheung
I will definitely help our triad
to remove this scumbag
For revenge sake, we should go all the way
Today is Mr. Cheung's birthday and now he's dead
I heard Dai Hung's birthday is coming up too
Let's kill him on that day!
Who are you to come here and suggest that?
Get out!
Come on
He does have his point, though
There'll be a lot of people during a persons birthday
Like a funeral
Let's kill him that night.
What do you say, Bill?
Sure! Why not?
It's great that we all agree
that Bill's the one to kill Dai Hung
If anything happens to Bill,
either injured or even death,
then we will find somebody to replace his position,
alright?
Yes!
Let's do that
Don't say I never teach you,
I pushed this mess to dumb Bill
If he kills Dai Hung and Bill dies in the process,
that's perfect
Bart, it's Bill
I have this deal here for you guys
Money is not a problem
But I have a request
What is it? Brother Bill
Before you kill the guy,
you have to tell him:
It's Bill from Hung Hang sent me to kill you!
Sure!
Let's try
It's Bill from Hung Hang sent me to kill you
The tone has to be more certain
Try again
It's Bill from Hung Hang sent me to kill you
Getting closer. But it's got to be angrier,
and louder
It's Bill from Hung Hang sent me to kill you
That's it!
Director, remember to film that for me, okay?
Okay
Hung will have a banquet with his girlfriend
the day after tomorrow
You guys please kill him in that restaurant
Brother Bill,
It's rather dangerous to do it in the restaurant
Perhaps we can do it in the parking lot?
No, I have promised my buddies
to kill him in the restaurant
He killed Mr. Cheung
I want him to die on his birthday
So that day is Double Gun Hung's birthday
That's correct
Bill, actually we don't have to
kill him in the restaurant,
The important point is
to kill him on his birthday
Yes.
Anyway... I can't explain.
You must kill him in the restaurant
Okay
That's your money
Listen, I promise you,
once you neatly finished this deal,
and I become the leader of the triad,
I will immediately cancel
the internal action department
All the killing,
punishing, murdering works,
will all go to you guys to do
You know how much money that will be?
No!
It will be gigantic, just huge
Brother Bill,
I have found Hung for you
Did you get the money from him?
He said he doesn't have the money
Damn, did you check
if there is anything valuable on the set?
Of course!
- Smart! - Come here
Hung said she has signed a life contract,
she'll do anything
Shall we sell her to Portland street or Tsimshatsui?
Come here!
Michiko?
Mr. Assistant director
You guys know each other?
Yes, Brother Bill. Can you let her go?
You're kidding? Hung still owes me millions
If I don't sell her, how can I get my money back?
I can't have no money
Brother Bill, please help us
Mr. Director, I am sure you know
how low the interest rate is
If I don't put my money
in a fixed deposit
I will lose a lot of money, lots of interest
A real big loss, you know?
Mr. Assistant director, what's happening?
What do they want?
Let men deal with men business
What about this? Brother Bill
Help us, please!
Alright then
Once I get the last payment from this,
I'll have enough money to do my independent movie
When the time come,
Then I will ask Michiko to play the lead
Meaning you are not going to help me anymore?
I know I never like shooting this anyway
No matter how brilliant it is,
you can never show it to cinemas
Besides, you'll soon get a lot of business
from Brother Bill
You won't have to help those rich bitches anymore
Why? Are you worried?
The world is all around now,
everyone wants to kill Dai Hung
He will be prepared
Besides the place that we're going is a public place
So, tonight, you guys
Take it easy
Whatever!
I have to go now
Let me... walk you home
I don't have a home
I really don't
- So hot in here. - Very hot.
Thank you so much
You are welcome!
So how did you end up working with these guys?
How did you get that much money?
Forget it
Girls shouldn’t be nosy about guys business
Actually l...
I was involved in this production
Really? I couldn’t find you in it
I do have neither the face nor the body
for the acting part
I was an assistant
An assistant?
A fluffier
Fluffier?
Yes! While the crew prepared
for the next shot
The actor will get soft
while he waits
so the fluffier will help him
keep his hard on
How?
Sometimes I use my hands, sometimes I use my mouth
But I have to be careful
If he comes then I will be in trouble
Because, he'll need time to get another hard on
Then I will get yelled by the director
That's tough
Even though I am not as good as other actress
I am willing to keep trying
Approaching my goal little by little everyday
I know I'll be famous in the porno industry one day
Just like my idol,
What about you, Chuen?
Your idol is Martin Scorsese, right?
Have you given up?
Of course I haven't
Michiko, I will become a director one day
One day, I will let you to be my lead actress
These pictures... actually...
You like me, don't you?
Hold on
I am sorry!
Why stop?
Job ethics
I thought you were about to come
Don't stop, keep going
Thanks
No...
Delon, I really admire you
Good bloke!
Bart
Yes?
Why do you admire me?
Because you are such a cool killer
I don't think I can ever be like you
Idiot!
What?
It's so easy to act cool
Have you ever seen me eat?
Not till you mentioned it
It seems like you just smoke during the entire movie
If I don't have to eat,
I can be as cool as I want to be
I actually admire you, Bart
You are cool in the real world
Bart, good luck tomorrow
Thanks!
Bart
Yes, Delon?
Good luck for tomorrow
You don't need me anymore
Someone is waiting for you in the bedroom
I got it
After tomorrow,
I will have enough money to make my own movie
Will it be dangerous tomorrow?
Promise me. Be careful
Okay
It's awake again
Awake again?
Again?
Oh no!
This place is...
... in the middle of no where
If he wants to save money,
he could’ve skipped the banquet
There are so many people here,
will it be dangerous?
Chuen, you are getting better with this
Don't worry; I already have a plan for this
We can use the most natural way to get inside
It's a flower, put it over there
It's the right one! I know what I am doing
What did you throw?
The Ninety grand
Ninety grand? See your neighbor?
She wants grand
But Ninety grand is not popular
Tactics?
But I still want to throw this one
I win!
See? You have to pay now, big time
Ninety grand, I told you not to throw it
I give up! Such a big bid anyway
Replace me, King of Mahjong!
You should have done that earlier, you cheap ass
How big is the bid anyway?
One and two thousands
One and two thousands? Three girls and a guy too
Meanwhile, you can pretend to be the cameraman
for the banquet
Be ready for action
One rounds already, awesome!
What round is it?
East
Is it East?
When Dai Hung arrives
We can kill him in public
without anyone noticing it
Are you crazy? How can we fire in public?
Dai Hung is a redneck
How can he miss putting on a fireworks show
during his birthday?
That will be our signal
When you hear the firework, you start the filming,
then I will shoot him with my gun
If the noise from fireworks covers the gunshots
Nobody would know who did it
Then we will be able to escape
Chuen, you are so clever
Why is it rewinding?
That was a thought
Just follow the plan
Brother Hung is here!
It's Brother Hung! Let's go
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome
Is it cheap to hire cameramen now?
You got two of them?
Nope. I didn't hire any
It's Curry Samosa from Hung Hang
sent me to kill you
- What should I do? - Go grab her
Shut up, come back
You shut up
Still running?
Stop her there
- Shut up! - Your mom wants you
Where?
You bite me?
What should we do now?
How would I know?
That's it. You go lock the gate
I'll tie them up
What are you looking at?
"CLOSED"
Let's move!
Move! No?
I'll beat you
Bend over!
- Sir - Yes?
Our restaurant only carries these
- This? - Yes!
Why are you standing up?
You go sit on top of her
Go sit on her back
I'll shoot your ass
if she stands up!
Are you sitting on her?
Yes I am
Sit still!
Brother Bill, you want me to sell my body
to pay back my debt
Basically it's fine with me
However, if possible...
is it okay if I only serve women clients?
What about a Miss Hong Kong?
I didn't mean that
Brother, I've got a client who wants to check him out
- Ask him to come in! - Boss
Brother Bill, I can do anything to him...
in two hours, right?
Yes! Anything in two hours
With this boy-next-door
Brother Bill
I am too skinny, I won't be able to bear it
- I will be dead meat! - That's your problem
Yes, this is Bill...
How did this happen?
You said you were a pro
And now you can't even finish this? Shit!
Alright, I will be there
Brother Bill, something got wrong with the filming?
I can help you out
That's right!
- Come with me - Let's go
Brother Bill, what about me?
You go suck yourself today, okay?
Let's go!
Who did you call?
Brother Bill!
You told him everything?
What else can I do? Lie to him?
We didn't shoot the line:
It's Bill from Hung Hang sent me
to kill you.
What can we do?
Do you have any common sense?
You think triad will call cops
if they had an argument?
If a dog got bitten by another dog,
do you think he will call S.P.C.A.?
I am not a dog, and dogs can't make phone calls
What are you trying to say?
In the movie industry, there is a general rule
No matter what happens,
never call the boss
Once he finds out, he will butt-in
Then it will be big trouble
I don't care about movie rules
Now we don't have the tape, you tell me what to do
Of course I can tell you what to do!
These years working in Hong Kong movie industry,
I have learned one very important thing
They don't even teach you this in N.Y.U.
But today, I can finally make use of it
What are you talking about?
Re-shoot
But Hung is dead
Yes. He is dead and we can't change that
What do we need?
Just the sequence of his death
What? How do we re-shoot?
We can find an extra
Quiet, let me make a phone call
Auntie May? It's Chuen...
I need an extra... for tonight
Show tits? No
A man, in his thirties, long hair
No, short hair is fine too, we can fix it here
How does he look?
Flat face, evil looking
I want a look
which everyone wants to beat up
Bart, I'll be right back
Where are you going?
I have to do some preparation for the re-shoot
You can clean up the set and move the bodies
Clean up?
Michiko, Michiko
Michiko... Michiko
Michiko
Electric wire... bullet hits... fake blood
What are you doing?
Camera ready
Okay!
Why did you bring her here?
She's our actress!
Playing Hung's girlfriend
What good is she
if Hung's double is not here?
He hasn't shown up yet? Let me call Auntie May
Excuse me, who is the director?
You look exactly like him
I am the director
Nice to meet you. Aunt May referred me here
Did Aunt May tell you I am multi-talented?
Nope!
Let me show you, okay?
Sure
I am good at impersonations
Guess who I am impersonating, okay?
In our life, we have happiness...
Roman Law
That's correct! It's Roman Law
But I need an actor not a singer
Acting is fine too... give me a second
Listen
How did this Chinese youth from Sarajevo,
use sweet cake to cure the impotent?
That's Mr. Chung
Exactly!
What about reaction?
Depending on the script...
Kill by the gunshots!
There are different kinds of reaction
say if he got shot on his tummy
Like this, okay?
if shot on the chest,
then... Like this, right?
if shot on the back,
then... Like this, alright?
On the head
it'll be like this. Okay?
That's it! Keep rehearsing
You can explain the details to him,
I'll go arrange the wardrobe
Me?
What if shot by a missile?
A missile?
That's fine, just follow me
It's nothing, really
Put on the hair piece
After that, put on her clothes, that's it
But there are holes, how can I wear it?
Then... turn it back to front
What's your name?
Kwok Wai-Bun
Nice to meet you, Wai-Bun
So here is what we do :
You are the leader of a triad group
I am here to kill you
I will say
It's Bill from Hung Hang sent me to kill you.
You will get shot and die
It's that simple, got it?
What's the relationship
between me and Brother Bill
What's the difference?
Sure there is
If it's about money,
then my expression will be like this
If it's about women,
then I will react like this
If it's about friendship, I will do this
See the difference here?
I can't tell the differences
It will be a gangster assassination, a revenge
I am here to punish, to kill you
I see, and my name is...
Double-Gun Hung!
Double-Gun Hung?
Bart, from my point of view
I think for a character with a name like that
If he knows someone is trying to kill him,
he wouldn’t just stand there like a vegetable
He definitely wouldn’t!
See he has two guns right?
So, he must be afraid that someone will kill him
Yes
So in the language of drama
Once he knows that someone wants to kill him
He will immediately get down,
holding a gun on the right,
Left hand to cover himself
Then turn around, get up
Let's try again, shall we?
- Again? - Yes! Yes!
How can we try again?
We can repeat that again, okay?
From it's Bill from Hung Hang sent me to kill you.
Then I'll do the rest, okay?
Ready, start!
It's Bill from Hung Hang sent me to kill you
Don't take it personally, Bart
But I think you didn't put enough tension to the line
If you can a little bit more emotional,
then I can react better with your line,
then I will be able to play my part
more smoothly
I am sorry
Let's try again
More emotional?
Yes, come on
It's Bill from Hung Hang sent me to kill you
Scare me!
Awesome!
We are doing great
Let's try again, hopefully we can...
I am sorry but I have to go over there,
you practice it here
I will be right back
Practice it myself?
It will be better if you shorten it.
That's great, thanks
Let's rehearse!
Bill sent you to kill me
Pull the gun... flip... get up
- Scare myself! - Eh!
Director, your lead is so annoying
I was going to kill him right there
So what are you doing now?
Wait, let me finish this Japanese script, okay?
Is it really necessary?
We have four dead bodies
and hundreds of witnesses here
Can we just re-shoot the thing and leave?
Could you paint these hearts for me?
Quick
What is this? Valentines day?
Hung's shirt is drenched with blood,
how can be wear it?
Hurry up and draw in the hearts
Not the back. Set the bullet hits
Also, here are the air bullets for your gun
I don't need this. Not fake bullets
I'll just kill that prick with the real thing
Stop messing around, we don't have time.
Hurry up, okay?
Let's go!
Okay!
Chuen, what happened?
Don't worry. It will be fine
Look! It's your script
in Japanese
I have promised myself that
when you play a part in my movie
I will have a Japanese script for you
It's a short one, with lots of errors,
bad calligraphy...
Chuen
It's fine... it's fine
Excuse me!
Bullet hits are set
Okay! I know what I'm doing
Do this after we finish, okay?
You're still not changed, go get changed
Get close together, like that
Just do as I say,
I will press the button for the bullet hits
You have six, it won't hurt you
You have two, it will be a little painful
Don't touch that, it will blow your hands off
Bart, so l...
Okay, just hold it...
Don't make me
Okay, camera ready!
Ready!
Ready! Action!
Brother Bill?
Double-gun Hung
Go protect Brother
No, that's not him. His dead body is over there
Who is he?
He is our extra
Bill, is this a real bloody deal?
I am not into this. I better leave now
Hung, if you back out,
you still owe me that two hours
Think about it, it will be bloody too
If Brother Bill's in trouble,
of course I will do all I can help
Let's do it!
Brother Bill
Chuen? Are you the assistant director here?
No, I am the Director
Hung, what about you?
Brother Bill asked me to be the Producer
To check you out, got it?
We don't have much to do
If you didn't come into shot,
we would have finished long ago
Finished?
You are not kidding, are you? So empty
We're only doing close ups
No way!
We need some crowds?
Dudes, please don't stand there like zombies
You guys are actors,
play your part
I understand... guys,
you have to understand
What are we doing?
We're welcoming someone
Like this
here!
Welcome will do
Welcome?! Just like that
Welcome? That's fine
Welcome, welcome...
That's it! Welcome...
Sir, you can put some clothes on if you are cold
Ever since I followed Brother Bill,
I haven't worn a top
I can tell you're shivering
You can stand over there
Thanks!
Action!
Welcome...
Cut!
What's wrong?
They are too loud
How could I record the line
you want him to say?
What do you suggest?
Action!
Hung.
It's Bill from Hung Hang sent me to kill you
Cut!
Who just made that noise?
Was it you stamping on the floor?
Put some clothes on
It's not me. Somebody is knocking at the gate
Open the gate... open up...
Who are you looking for?
I come here for tea
No tea this morning, get out
We just got back from our morning exercise
Open the door for us so we can make some tea
What tea? Go away! Get out!
Get out!
The sun's coming up
Guys, take it seriously
Be more professional
It's done, brother!
Back to the first position, going again
Action!
Hung.
It's Bill from Hung Hang sent me to kill you
"Screw you"
Cut!
Why did you say "Screw you"?
I screw your mother!
Why did you speak Chiu Chao?
No... director, it's because,
I have been thinking about this
I think my character is a
Chiu Chau gangster
So I think if I add a Chiu Chau foul word
I will be more evil
When I said that,
I was a little frightened too
Were you scared?
Chiu Chau?
Yes... Double-gun Hung told me once
He is from Xan Tau
This line is great,
totally reflects the character
However, for as long as I've known him
I have never heard him say
"Screw you" in Chiu Chau
People from Chiu Chau don't always speak that way
Hey you, cut that out
You don't have to say it!
Director, but I really think...
Forget it, it's fine!
Let me finish him up with my real bullets
Don't
You
I'm Kwok Wai-Bun, Director
Okay, don't fight it
Cut that line and let's try again
Guys, let's try again
Get closer, more emotional!
Okay, camera ready!
Relax, ready and
Cut!
Why cut?
Wait, wait a second...
Wait for what?
What's wrong, Brother Bill?
Hung, you are an expert in film making
Of course
See if you can remember
The movie, during the two characters,
fighting, there were some pigeons flying
Remember that movie?
Sure! That movie was
That was...
I got it, I got it, director
It's Chow Yun-Fat "The Killer"
Director, if in our movie
We also put in some pigeons fly,
would it make it better?
Genius, what a genius!
So beautiful!
Let's do it, bring some pigeons in it
- Yes - Beautiful!
This is a restaurant!
Where do we find pigeons flying here?
Pigeons can fly in
from the kitchen
Sure...
Pigeons fly in from the forest
Sure...
And customers bringing pigeons in for dinner
We are shooting a movie, what is impossible?
Use your imagination!
True, but at this hour,
where can we find pigeons?
Yes! It's a little late
Brother, count on me
Brother, one word from you,
we will take action immediately
Where did you find this?
From the kitchen
I'll go check if there is any live one
Are you hungry?
Brother Bill, here we go
I need white pigeon
White pigeon should be white not gray
Good point!
Bart, remember
more interactions
Okay!
Let's move on
Move back...
Remember to release it when I say action, okay?
Move back a little more
Don't kill them, they are not easy to find
Officer,
someone up there won't allows us to make tea
We don't settle this sort of arguments
They said they would beat us up
Beat you up?
Yes
Guys, let's check it out
Yes sir!
Hung, what's up?
Nothing, Brother Bill, I am thinking
You are doing this because,
you want to show them
you have taken revenge for Mr. Cheung
That way you will be able to become the new boss
Yes
So what do you have in mind?
I still couldn’t figure out
Who can be a better person
to do the killing than yourself!
Bart, step back
Okay, this is for real
Camera ready!
Cut!
What's up?
Buddy, you can take a rest now
Why?
Brother Bill and I have just decided that
Brother Bill should play the killer
better than you play
He... is more suitable than l?
Then why did he hire me for this?
What is that suppose to mean?
Are you saying I can't kill Double-gun Hung?
Don't forget, you guys are hired by me
- Doggie - Brother
Here is your last payment
You kill for money, right?
Here is your money, now get out
I have a question
Chuen, what now?
I am the director, I can pick my cast
I want him to play the part
Or I will not go on
Why not?
You can't say you don't want this,
you don't want that
You are a director,
how can you quit that easily?
I...I am the director
I only want the best for the movie
I... I think he is more suitable than you
Brother Bill... don't get upset
This is very simple
From now on, you are not the director anymore
Are you sure this will work?
That's fine, Brother Bill. I can do the job!
I will show you how to produce
and direct at the same time
Give me the camera!
I resign
You can't do that
Michiko, I wrote this scene just for you
You have to finish it
Work hard
What? Cut the crap
Take your coat off
Let Brother Bill put on your coat
It was fun working with you. See you
Sure!
You can do it, take care!
Thanks...
Bye... you have potential
Brother Bill
I am Kwok Wai-Bun. I am good at impersonating
Let me show you, take a guess, okay?
See if it's of any use for the movie
You don't have to... just do it
Okay, director!
Camera ready, okay!
Action!
Screw you!
What are you doing here?
Officer, shooting a film of course
- Filming? - Yes
An old man complained you didn't let him make tea
Officer, that's not true.
We won't do this
Cut the crap, I need to check you ID
Identification card
You too, ID card
Officer, he is dead
Freeze, drop the gun!
Put the gun down! Down
Hands over your head
Officer, there must be a mistake
Are you guys pretending to film a killing?
Luckily we have all the evidence this time
And caught on tape!
You have that many buddies here
you could have gotten anyone to be your scapegoat!
Did anyone see the killing?
It's him!
Me?
Officer... It must be a mistake
Officer, there are four dead bodies at the back too
- Let's go - Move!
Officer, it's not me! Listen to me
Stand still!
Officer, there are hundreds of people
all tied up back there
Do you know what happened?
Yes I do! He killed him, and he killed him
Then he killed him
I am not following
He killed him and him
Then who killed him?
It's him!
I can't recognize his face,
but I remember his trench coat
He hit me. It's him!
Officer, I really didn't do it
This trench coat is from
You still want to argue? We've all the evidence
Save it for the judge then
Stop!
Where are you going?
Delivery, officer
Delivery? Go...
Because of this,
Brother Bill has become the first murderer
with the most evidences in Hong Kong
The juries only needed 1.5 seconds to decide
he is guilty and sentenced him to jail for 30 years
And another 3 years for beating up the reporter
Hung visited Nepal eight times in a month
He was spot by the Customs
and they found marijuana on him
he was sentenced to jail for five years
Rumors say he still serves
that bloody two hours in jail
Li Tung-Chuen finally finished
his first independent movie,
he used Michiko as the leading actress
and he won the best director
in the Hong Kong Movie Awards
Even though many critics applauded
his killing scenes
Others criticized
he copied Martin Scorseses forms
And me, I am still working as a killer
Cooler than ever!
But only in movies
Cut!
Cut... stop spinning... Cut
What's wrong?
Do you know how to act?
Take it seriously, okay?
Don't exaggerate it,
killer is not like that
I was just...
Director, how's it going? How's my friend?
I really hope somebody can tell me
Before working as an actor,
Alain Delon was just like me
He was a killer!